abigailelliott ([info]abigailelliott) wrote,
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The Cricket Hunter

Victory at last!

My nights lying in wait behind the back wall of the house finally paid off just twenty minutes ago when I captured an especially plump, juicy cricket in the family's old fish scoop. Sylvester the frog will not starve——not on my watch! Her prospects looked dim just two days ago when my parents left for a trip to San Diego without succesfully obtaining crickets for the frog. The dark clouds settled in later that evening when, despite 45 minutes of prowling and several failed attempts, I was unable to catch a single insect. Monday provided a respite in the form of a providential junebug, lured in by the bright patio light long after most of its species had succumbed to the ravages of time. This ensured Sylvester would remain in good health for the time being, but the catch was simple——there was no honor in it. But tonight! I had been crawling around a black widow's web for not ten minutes before I snatched up the fattest wild cricket ever to stalk the Elliotts' yard!
Froggie, we're gonna eat tonight!

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[info]bobthemole

August 3 2005, 23:16:19 UTC 6 years ago

I beg you, move yourself and froggie in with us. Our back yard provides a veritable feast of the arthopoid variety. For starters, Sylvester may dine on a scrumptious garden spider, proceeding to a main course of praying mantis, and topping it off with a delightful moth a la mode for dessert.

And that's before you even leave the house. Open the back door for ten seconds and fine cuisine will MARCH IN to be eaten.

[info]hippogryph

August 4 2005, 00:33:51 UTC 6 years ago

Sylvester = her? Interesting naming. Is there a story behind it?

Hooray for Abby the bug-catcher! :D Is this a talent developed in the genetics lab fly experiments?

I also second Maryam's comment -- I am now convinced that the bugs in the southeastern states are bigger, fatter, and a damn sight bolder than those out in CA. Especially the moths and mosquitoes. o.O

[info]_octopod

August 4 2005, 19:21:31 UTC 6 years ago

This entry is a work of art, Abby. Beautiful. :)

I babysat my neighbour's anole lizards for a few weeks once, and I occupied a fair amount of my time hanging out in the backyard, shooting flies with a rubber band to feed them. I got pretty good at it, so that I could just stun the flies out of the air and give them to the lizards as they woke up...still not sure how that worked, but it sure did...

[info]abigailelliott

August 4 2005, 19:51:33 UTC 6 years ago

You must have an extremely high dex mod! I doubt I could do that.
As for the name Sylvester...The clerk who sold us the frog told us that if it were male, it would keep us up at night with its croaking, and if it were female we could sleep in peace. As soon as we got her home she let loose a mighty croak, whereupon Ericka christened her "Sylvester." She never croaked again.
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